Folks have been telling me to get a Substack for years, but I am stubborn and insolent when it comes to social media. Well, they finally convinced me and here I am!
Who am I?
My name is Ned. I do not like my little bed. This is not good. This is not right. My feet stick out of bed all night.
Sorry… as the mother of four small children, I can’t use the phrase “Who am I?” without automatically quoting One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish. It’s muscle memory, I can’t help it.
What I really am is a humor writer, author, and troll. Don’t believe me? Here is my author bio from the back of the Dawn of LegendFiction anthology:
Now, more importantly, what will you get by following this substack?
Funny short stories
Updates about my writing, books, and promotions
Anything else I feel like posting (Illustrations? Memes? Sassy life observations?)
Welp, that’s me in a nutshell. If you are a glutton for punishment, go ahead and smash that like button and ring the notification bell. (Or whatever the Substack equivalent is.)